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"Religion : Romanians are so religious that each holiday is celebrated by ingesting high alcohol quantities, until each and every person in a village or city is closer to God. We are proud of drinking red wine, which makes us feel that much close to our Saviour. The connection is obvious to any true priest but they were too drunk to answer our questions at the time this article was written...we will pursue the case and anounce you.

It is also very common to invoke the Saints, the ancestors, other higher beings and especially the symbol of christianity: the cross! Common expressions are like "Futu-ti crucea matii!" (May the holy cross watch over your mother) or "Rupe-se-ar cailor lu' Dumnezeu hamurile cand imi trag pula din mata!" (May God's horses have a nice day, and may your mother be fertile and happy.)

Misa is the main Romanian religious cult. This religion is a form of yoga and hardcore sex, practiced by over 98% of the population. A couple hundred people gather in a place called the fuckers' grounds and they starting having wild sex with each other."

"Diplomatic Relations

Romania (d) has strong diplomatic relations with Croatia, particularly with the City of Pula. Viewed as a tropical paradise, the City of Pula is regarded as a dream for many romanians. They have a special place in their minds where they go often - this place is named by many "My Pula". Not surprisingly, expressions like "go into my Pula" (which is a strong praise) or "i'll take you to Pula" (a great honour) "take my Pula" (sharing of dreams), as also "dute-n mortii matii" (go there at beautiful place ) is not a rare expresion , that meen the Romanian people are friendly with other races/cultures but they words are very often used

The main foe of the romanian people is the romanian people. They are constantly enganging is battle against one another on a family scale or on a city scale. Due to the existence of TV, all romanians are more than happy to asist to these fights. The reasons are mainly based on social missunderstandings concerning the role of male and female in romanian families and in some cases on random events like results on football matches.

The racial enemies of romanians are those who are destined to lie on the deepest pit of hell: Hungarians and Urs Meier."

"People

People in Romania are called Vasile.

In Romania, you can find many orcs/war heroes who will kill you for sure at the first sight. Rumanians are still a mystery to scientists, but the following facts are known:

• They have furry, smelly and incredibly delicate feet.
• For several years in the late 1960s, they served the Dark Lord Sauron (now known as Lord of the Dance, not to be confused with Saurug or Saruman).
• There is nothing in the world more powerful than a Romanian person drunk on tuica or Palinca, two magical Romanian potions.
• They pray every night to Ceausescu, the Romanian God.

Rumanians are also known for their magical ability to defy most of the known laws of physics, such as blowing smoke rings, telecommuting, exploding for no apparent reason, and staying up well past their bed-times.

Unfortunately, this is the extent of our knowledge on the secretive and humour-less people of Romania. Except for the rest of this article, which is mostly true and backed up by many years of highly scientific experiments performed on live weasels.

Gaina neagra de munte was a former species, now rediscovered in Romania. It's brain is now used in experiments concerning installation of Windows 95 on Computers for Monkeys. Thebody structure of this species is no bigger than 1 foot and 10. If you see one, squash IT !!!!! extremely dangerous, if they get near you, they BORE you to DEATH !!!! The prize on one's head is 0.007 yen, because they are very common seen in Romania near public toilets. "WIPE" them out !bull-shit's

Among the usual alcohol-blooded rumanians there are come counter-strike addicts that reside in the largest dormitory in Europe. Recent sociologic studies show that this race managed to form a religious "sectă" , opposed to insectă. They call themselves Marmoţii.When it comes to CS they are known as [M.U.C.] meaning Marmotii urăsc curăţenia . Their main occupation is wasting time, raising money to support the lack of water in Sahara by buying Coke. The founders of these weird Rumanians are: Conopidă, Carcasă, Focka' and Coiotu'. Latest members are Aliphie, Screetch and Lalas. Beware as there are from cities like Călăraşi and Slobozia mainly. The particularity of these cities is that it's inhabitants tend to populate every city. There are currently 2 regions on the Moon and 1 city in Uranus that aren't inhabited by these people. Coming soon to a city near you."